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监利县第一初级中学陈礼民的班级后花园

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                           1、童子打桐子,桐子落,童子乐,

                                丫头啃鸭头,鸭头咸,丫头嫌。

                                (童子和桐子读音相同,落与乐亦是)

                            2、.海水朝,朝朝朝,朝朝朝落;

                                   浮云长,长长长,长长长消。

                            3、因荷(何)而得藕(偶)

                                 有杏(幸)不需梅(媒)

                            4、山石岩上枯古木,此木为柴;

                                 白水泉中好女子,乃子有孕。

                            5、顶 针 联

                                 一心守道道无穷,穷中有乐

                                 万事随缘缘有份,份外无求 

 

                                水车车水水随车,车停水止

                                 风扇扇风风出扇,扇动风生 

 

                                 烈火煎茶,茶滚釜中喧雀舌

                                 清泉濯笋,笋沉涧底走龙孙 

                                 船载橹、橹摇船,橹动而船行

                                 线穿针、针引线,线缝而线缀

                                 山径晓行,岚气似烟,烟似雾

                                 江楼夜坐,月光如水,水如天 

 

                                 鱼钓钓鱼鱼骇钓

                                 马鞭鞭马马惊鞭 

 

                                 山羊上山,山碰山羊角

                                 水牛下水,水没水牛腰 

 

                                 白鸟忘饥,任林间云去云来、云来云去

                                 青山无语,看世上花开花落、花落花开

                                 组合联

                                 十口心思,思国思家思社稷

                                 八目共赏,赏风赏月赏秋香

 

                                 口十心思,思乡,思友,思父母

                                 言身寸谢,谢天,谢地,谢君王

 

                                 四口同固,内口皆归外口管

                                 五人共伞,小人全仗大人遮

                                 人曾是僧人弗能成佛

                                 女卑为婢女又可称奴

                                 日在东,月在西,天上生成“明”字

                                 子居右,女居左,世间配定“好”人

 

                                 天下口,天上口,志在吞吴

                                 人中王,人边王,意图全任

 

                                 三个土头考老者

                                 五家王子弄琵琶

 

                                 四维罗夕夕多,罗汉请观音,客少主人多

                                 弓长张又又双,张生求红娘,男单女成双

 

                                 八刀分米粉

                                 千里重金锺

 

                                 此木为柴山山出

                                 因火成烟夕夕多

 

                                 山石岩前古木枯,此木为柴

                                 长巾帐内女子好,少女更妙

                                 妙人儿倪家少女

                                 武士心志在止戈

                                 冻雨洒窗、东二点(冻)西三点(洒)

                                 分片切瓜、竖八刀(分)横七刀(切)

 

                                 鸟入风中,衔去虫而作凤

                                 马来芦畔,吃尽草以为驴

                                 屑小欺大乃谓尖

                                 愚犬称王便是狂

                                 拆 字 联

                                 琵琶琴瑟八大王,王王在上

                                 魑魅魍魉四小鬼,鬼鬼犯边

                                 闲看门中月

                                 思耕心上田

 

                                 一明分日月

                                 五岳各丘山

 

                                 踏破磊桥三块石

                                 分开出路两重山

 

                                 骑奇马,张长弓,琴瑟琵琶八大王,王王在上,单戈成战

                                 伪为人,袭龙衣,魑魅魍魉四小鬼,鬼鬼犯边,合手即拿

 

                                 张长弓,骑奇马,单戈作战

                                 嫁家女,孕乃子,生男曰甥

 

                                 束棘为薪,截竖开横成四束

                                 阊门启户,移多补少作双间

 

                                 鸿是江边鸟 少水沙即现

                                 蚕为天下虫 是土堤方成

 

                                 镶 字 联

                                 荷塘抠藕,节节太白

                                 塔楼亮灯,层层孔明

 

                                 韬略终须绘新图

                                 奋起还得读良书 

 

                                 悲哉秋之为气

                                 惨矣瑾其可怀 

                                 土豪劣绅土崩瓦解

                                 地痞流氓地磨草光 

 

                                 民犹是也,国犹是也,何分南北

                                 总而言之,统而言之,不是东西

                                 灯笼笼灯,纸(枳)壳原来只防风

                                 鼓架架鼓,陈皮不能敲半下(夏)

                                 莲(连)子心中苦

                                 梨(离)儿腹内酸

                                 身居宝塔,眼望孔明,怨江围实难旅步

                                 鸟处笼中,心思槽巢,恨关羽不得张飞 

                                 孔明(诸葛亮)江围(姜维)旅步(吕布)

                                 槽巢(曹操)关羽 张飞

                                 两舟竞渡,橹速不如帆快

                                 百管争鸣,笛清难比萧和

                                 橹速、帆快、笛清、萧和分别谐音三国人物:鲁肃,攀哙,狄青,萧何

                                 同 韵 联

                                 鸡饥吃食呼童拾石逐饥鸡

                                 鹤渴抢浆命仆响枪惊渴鹤

                                 童子打桐子桐子落童子乐

                                 媳妇提锡壶锡壶漏媳妇怒

                                 饥鸡盗稻童筒打 

                                 暑鼠凉梁客咳惊 

                                 李打鲤,鲤沉底,李沉鲤浮

                                 风吹蜂,蜂扑地,风息蜂飞 

                                 画上荷花和尚画 

                                 书临汉书翰林书 

                                 贾岛醉来非假倒 

                                 刘伶饮酒不留零

                                 李打鲤,鲤沉底,李沉鲤浮

                                 风吹蜂,蜂扑地,风息蜂飞 

                                  雨 打沙滩,沉一渚,阵一渚

                                 风吹蜡烛,流半边,留半边

                                 指挥烧纸,纸灰飞上指挥头

                                 修撰进馐,馐馔饱充修撰腹

                                 牧童伐木,木打牧童双目木

                                 梅香烧煤,煤抹梅香两眉煤

                                 移椅倚桐同赏月

                                 点灯登阁各攻书

                                 千古流,千古楼,千古楼上望千古流,流楼共千古

                                 人月印,人月影,人月影里合人月印,印影同人月

                                 望江楼,望江流,望江楼上望江流,江楼千古,江流千古

                                 印月井,印月影,印月井中印月影,月井万年,月影万年

                                 父戊子,子戊子,父子戊子

                                 师司徒,徒司徒,师徒司徒

                                 黄黍地中走黄鼠,鼠拖黍穗

                                 白杨树下卧白羊,羊啃杨枝

                                 冰冻兵船,兵打冰,冰开兵去

                                 泥泞尼鞋,尼洗泥,泥尽尼归

                                 天上星,地上薪,人中心字义各别

                                 云间雁,檐前燕,篱边晏物类相同

                                 无山得似巫山好

                                 何水能如河水清 

                                 峰上栽枫,风吹枫动,峰不动

                                 路边宿鹭,露落鹭惊,路难惊

                                 闲人免进贤人进

                                 盗者莫来道者来

                                 童子打桐子,桐子落,童子乐

                                 和尚立河上,河上崩,和尚奔

                                 水陆洲,洲停舟,舟动洲未动

                                 天心阁,阁落鸽,鸽飞阁不飞

                                 风吹豆角,豆角与豆角斗角

                                 水冲石头,石头跟石头实头

 

                                 音 韵 联

                                 树上桐子、树下童子,童子打桐子,桐子落、童子乐

                                 屋前园外、屋内员外,员外扫园外,园外净、员外静 

 

                                 和尚法正,提汤上塔,大意失手,汤淌烫塔

                                 裁缝老徐,与妻下棋,不觉漏眼,妻起弃棋 

 

                                 洛阳桥,桥上荞,风吹荞动桥不动

                                 鹦鹉洲,州下舟,水使舟流洲不流 

 

                                 白云峰,峰上枫,风吹枫动峰不动

                                 青丝路,路边鹭,露打鹭飞路未飞

 

                                 缺 字 联

                                 一、二、三、四、五、六、七 (忘八)

                                 二、三、四、五 (缺一)--谐音(缺衣)

                                 六、七、八、九 (少十)--谐音(少食)

                                 横批:南北意指(无东西) 

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